Something about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's habit of posing like cloying robotic clowns in staged photographs reminds me of those simplistic Dick and Jane books that were used to teach kids to read back in the 1950's. Riveting story...

I love muscle cars from the 60's. I love high-speed car chase scenes. I love Steve McQueen. Therefore, I love the movie Bullitt. I took a black and white photo off the idiot box while watching the Bullitt car chase...

BEFORE SECONDS LATER I came across this remarkable advertisement the other day while visiting Page Six. Marvel at how deeply etched wrinkles, crusty skin, age spots, gray hair and even bad frosted eye shadow disappear within seconds after just one...

After reading blog comments under the announcement of the Jolie-Pitt Twins yesterday, I witnessed first hand the raving insanity of the frothing Brangeloonies. Similar to the Claymates in their blind devotion and ceaseless worship of the lives of famous people...

Approximately 300,000 babies were born worldwide yesterday. Among them were little Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Pitt-Jolie. Much congratulations to Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and family, and much congratulations to the other families around the globe who also brought little...

According to a new government report released today, the teen birth rate has increased for the first time in 15 years. Some critics blame the trend on the national policy of abstinence-only sex education. Others such as FOX News "expert",...

Please welcome Resplendent Chaos to the vast Gallery of The Absurd network. Gallery of the Absurd will continue to focus on pop culture-inspired art and satire while Resplendent Chaos will feature other forms of art and experiments I mess around...

I've always wondered what our culture would be like if we obsessed about the private lives and accomplishments of scientists, researchers and great thinkers the same way we obsess over celebrities. Would we follow closely the scandals of scientific study...

After a series of photos were taken of Courtney Love emerging from a dark limousine, tabloids and bloggers were quick to point out her ghostly appearance. The always upbeat Daily Mail claimed frightened onlookers "drew gasps" over her ghoulish "deathly...

Angelina Jolie and her brood star in the celebrity version of The Little Engine That Could, a classic children's tale about determined optimism and courageous intent. Angelina and Brad Pitt are planning on adopting up to 14 kids (such a...

I've taken on a project that's going to take me away from blogging for a little while. Back soon.

You can always tell the summer months are upon us as soon as Star magazine's Best and Worst Beach Bodies issue hits the newsstands. The cover features a collection of celebrity bodies coupled with prominent yellow tags stating either "Best"...

Last week it was announced that a Denver man had come forward with videotaped evidence proving the existence of extraterrestrial life. The tape shows a large-headed, dark eyed creature peeping through a window. Much debate has erupted over whether the...

Hollywood is filled with wealthy old coots who still manage to lure lovely young women to their bedrooms, but none come close to the effortless endearing cool embodied by Jack Nicholson, Geriatric Gigolo. Most Hollywood studs of advanced age attempt...

Manolo Blahniks come in eight different shades of I don't give a sh*t I came across Viper Tetsu's haiku movie review of Sex And The City on his blog "In The Future, Everyone Will Be Haik'ud For 15 Minutes" and...

I apologize, but this is the first image that popped in my head when I saw the words "Clay Aiken" and "Pregnant" together in the same sentence. Gleeful Claymates have scrambled to get their hands on the hot Clay Aiken...

The Department of Homeland Security has raised the U.S. Terror Alert to Donut Level after TV food terrorist Rachael Ray was shown threatening weapons of mass consumption while wearing a paisley scarf in an undated video obtained by the CIA....

I've saved the most delightfully depraved photos for last. Jeff Polage shamelessly pranced and skipped around the swanky hotel pool while wearing a pink bikini with dark socks as puzzled CAA agents stopped their important pool-side meetings in mid-sentence to...

I took a little time this holiday weekend to practice digital painting techniques using my Wacom tablet. I still need many hours of practice, but here's what I worked on today. More celeb nonsense coming soon - look for Jeff...