Jenna Jameson has announced the launch of a branded line of nursery and baby accessories inspired by her days in the adult entertainment industry. The ex-porn superstar says, "After I learned of my pregnancy, I wanted to create a collection...

After posting the Shine of the Brangeloonie, a few GOTA readers requested a Claymate shrine. I thought about what the average Claymate might appreciate and after careful study concluded that most are likely to be collectors of the sort of...

By now I'm sure you all seen Funny or Die's funny response to McCain's infamous "Celebrity" ad. So far, all McCain's stupid ad has achieved is to further thrust Paris Hilton into the spotlight and shower even more media attention...

By now I'm sure you all have seen Funny or Die's witty response to McCain's infamous "Celebrity" ad. So far, all McCain's stupid ad has achieved is to further thrust Paris Hilton into the spotlight and shower even more media...

In response to John McCain's controversial celebrity ad, Barack Obama's campaign released this Heidi Montag endorsed poster today. Insiders claim Senator McCain thought his own campaign was responsible for the poster and after viewing it, proudly informed reporters his campaign...

After Barack Obama hit back at John McCain's political ad (see below), McCain's campaign released this anti-Obama poster. Hold on a sec, the phone just rang..... "Hello? Yes, this is 14, who's this? Senator Obama! How nice of you to...

Rachael Ray has planted the seed of what is sure to be the next big thing for celebrity chefs. Rach just announced her new dog food "Nutrish" and it's full of "real meat and veggies" with just a "dash of...

BEFORE the Gallery of the Absurd deluxe makeover: This is an actual banner ad I found on some hapless gossip blogger's site. I'm sure the advertiser anticipated a high click-thru rate when combing a photo of Angelina Jolie's lips with...

Something about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's habit of posing like cloying robotic clowns in staged photographs reminds me of those simplistic Dick and Jane books that were used to teach kids to read back in the 1950's. Riveting story...

I love muscle cars from the 60's. I love high-speed car chase scenes. I love Steve McQueen. Therefore, I love the movie Bullitt. I took a black and white photo off the idiot box while watching the Bullitt car chase...

BEFORE SECONDS LATER I came across this remarkable advertisement the other day while visiting Page Six. Marvel at how deeply etched wrinkles, crusty skin, age spots, gray hair and even bad frosted eye shadow disappear within seconds after just one...

After reading blog comments under the announcement of the Jolie-Pitt Twins yesterday, I witnessed first hand the raving insanity of the frothing Brangeloonies. Similar to the Claymates in their blind devotion and ceaseless worship of the lives of famous people...

Approximately 300,000 babies were born worldwide yesterday. Among them were little Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Pitt-Jolie. Much congratulations to Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and family, and much congratulations to the other families around the globe who also brought little...

According to a new government report released today, the teen birth rate has increased for the first time in 15 years. Some critics blame the trend on the national policy of abstinence-only sex education. Others such as FOX News "expert",...

Please welcome Resplendent Chaos to the vast Gallery of The Absurd network. Gallery of the Absurd will continue to focus on pop culture-inspired art and satire while Resplendent Chaos will feature other forms of art and experiments I mess around...

I've always wondered what our culture would be like if we obsessed about the private lives and accomplishments of scientists, researchers and great thinkers the same way we obsess over celebrities. Would we follow closely the scandals of scientific study...

After a series of photos were taken of Courtney Love emerging from a dark limousine, tabloids and bloggers were quick to point out her ghostly appearance. The always upbeat Daily Mail claimed frightened onlookers "drew gasps" over her ghoulish "deathly...

Angelina Jolie and her brood star in the celebrity version of The Little Engine That Could, a classic children's tale about determined optimism and courageous intent. Angelina and Brad Pitt are planning on adopting up to 14 kids (such a...